Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors

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Bears Eat Monkey in Front of Zoo Visitors

Postby ifihadahifi » Tue May 16, 2006 1:21 pm

Sometimes you can't ask for a better news headline.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Tue May 16, 2006 1:28 pm

Wait. I guess sometimes you can.

Pink Taco Restaurant Name Causes Stir

Today is going to kick ass. I can just feel it.
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Postby kip » Tue May 16, 2006 2:31 pm

Aw man...I was really hoping for a link...

that is a great headline though!
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Postby ifihadahifi » Tue May 16, 2006 4:10 pm

BEARS EAT MONKEY!!!

Pink Taco
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Postby eebs » Tue May 16, 2006 4:23 pm

wigglybus to be more flexible

people of mere rejoice!
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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 16, 2006 6:07 pm

Yay, Wigglybus!

- Mere "this is how I should sign off from here on out" Wigglybus

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Postby Irock » Tue May 16, 2006 6:16 pm

1. What kind of a loser monkey can't outrun a SLOTH?

2. If I owned Pink Taco, I'd act like I had no idea what the objection was. then when they explained it, I'd act all offended. "Well mayor, that is disgusting! Never in all my days!!"
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Postby mere1975 » Tue May 16, 2006 6:23 pm

2. If I owned Pink Taco, I'd act like I had no idea what the objection was. then when they explained it, I'd act all offended. "Well mayor, that is disgusting! Never in all my days!!"
:lol:

- Mere "reminds me of the line in our embossing department's newsletter: 'There are very few people who know more about Insertions than Shellie.' " 1975

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Postby monet2u » Tue May 16, 2006 8:32 pm

Wait. I guess sometimes you can.

Pink Taco Restaurant Name Causes Stir

Today is going to kick ass. I can just feel it.

I've eaten at the pink taco in vegas.... :lol:
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Postby ree-ree » Tue May 16, 2006 9:20 pm

Re: Bears Eat Monkey

"Harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday."

I'll say!
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Postby katie » Thu May 18, 2006 12:20 am

Re: Bears Eat Monkey

"Harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday."

I'll say!
breaking news: animals acting like animals. next at 11.
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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