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Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 11:35 pm**

TACOS BITCH!!!

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2006 11:58 pm**

is that any relation to TAMALES MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!?!

because that's what i'm having tonight.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 12:13 am**

No Tamales. But I got into the BEER GAWDAMMIT!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 1:03 am**

I'm making some FUCKIN MEATLOAF!!!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 1:47 am**

I had some MOTHERFUCKING DONUTS.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:05 am**

i had some BASTARD FRENCH FRIES and a BITCH BOCA BURGER

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:24 am**

I had a FUCKING FOOTLONG HOTDOG from DAIRY FUCKING QUEEN!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:42 am**

I'm cooking SHITTY FUCKING ATLANTIC SALMON garnished with a COCK-BREATH CAPSICUM SAUCE.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 7:08 am**

makes toast for breakfast pale into comparison...

*adds curry sauce and chocolate sprinkles*

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 8:32 am**

GD Sushi, Sake, Saphire, and some MF'n Seaweed Salad, BITCHES!!!

PAR-TAY-ay!!!!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 2:04 pm**

RAVIOLI di FORMAGGIO:
ravioli with green garlic ricotta cheese filling, baby artichokes & brown butter sage sauce

Here.
http://www.ferredallas.com

Which of course means I'm far too sophisticated to curse. Bitches.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:11 pm**

I had a FUCKING FOOTLONG HOTDOG from DAIRY FUCKING QUEEN!

freud would have a field day!

i just had a BOWL OF CHEERIOS, you ASSHATS!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:16 pm**

For breakfast... I had OATMEAL, FART KNOCKERS!!!

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:17 pm**

I'm just surprised that they have Texas stop signs in Canada.

OK, I'll play along

I just had a SUNSHINE SANDWICH SHITBIRDS.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:37 pm**

argh argh, the hunger!

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