James, have you used your automatic letter opener?

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[James]

Funny, mine don't seem to operate like that. No nice neat lines; they'd just go right down the middle eating out all the important bits before I could catch them.

However, one of my rabbits plays fetch. I throw a toilet paper roll; she brings it back. Repeat. She's like a dog.

The other one is a moody cow.