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today is a better day than yesterday. i feel better in a lot of ways. and its sunny. and its friday!!!

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today is a better day than yesterday. i feel better in a lot of ways. and its sunny. and its friday!!!

thank YWHW it's Shabbat!

it would actually be YHWH. well actually YHVH. since theres no W sound in hebrew. the letters are yud hey vuv hey.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

it would actually be YHWH. well actually YHVH. since theres no W sound in hebrew. the letters are yud hey vuv hey.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

now you know why i said YWHW! you can't say his name w/o death coming your way.

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

what a loser.

it would actually be YHWH.

but really its a sin to try and pronounce that word, because its supposed to be unpronouncable and only the highest priests knew how to say it, and they only said (sang) it twice a year on rosh hashanah and yom kippur. but it was forgotten/lost when the temple was destroyed, so now youre just supposed to say Eloheem or Adonai. and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

you know, if you replace YHWH with "roy ivy" you'll get the exact same thing. and if you say 'roy ivy' while biting your tongue you'll get YHWH. but destruction follows any who say it, so i don't advise it

NOW WE KNOW WHY THE FORUM WAS DESTROYED

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975

Someone forgot to tell the Catholics alot of things!

Then you got the sacred name folks that think it's bad joo-joo to say any other name other than YHWH.

and that in a nutshell is why i get pissed when people say "yahwey".

Someone forgot to tell the Catholics that it's offensive to say "Yah-weh."

- Mere "I know I have sung it in church songs" 1975

And the Lutherans.

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma

And the Lutherans.

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma

This was the funniest thing I saw all day.

And as a catholic, I resemble that remark.

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma

I like to think of it as Diet Catholic.

ifihada-justonecalorie-hifi

zen "catholic rip-offs" momma

I like to think of it as Diet Catholic.

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Hahaha.

All the Catholic Goodness without the confession & saints.

Woot!

zen "once I wanted to convert to Catholicism because they have cooler churches & religious paraphrenalia, but I didn't" momma

zen "once I wanted to convert to Catholicism because they have cooler churches & religious paraphrenalia, but I didn't" momma

Don't forget -- in addition to the cool candles, rosaries and saints -- we got the popes!

Weeeee want the pope
Gotta have that pope
Aww-weeeee want the pope
Gotta have that pope

- Mere "PJPII is still the coolest: [img]http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/pope.jpg
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