I put it up there with the "surprise" first dances.
edit:now that i see the end, i think it maybe was just a huge cover up that the bride's dad left the dumb ass family years ago and she has no one to give her away.
more stupid shit white people do.
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I liked this video. Now I'm sad. Damn you.edit:now that i see the end, i think it maybe was just a huge cover up that the bride's dad left the dumb ass family years ago and she has no one to give her away.
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My thoughts on this vid:
1. Best wedding procession evar! This is a wedding I would have wanted to be a part of.
2. I was surprised that Katie Holmes, Katherine Heigl, Amy Adams, etc. did not pop up at some point since this was obviously the next chick-at-a-wedding money grabber from Summer/Fall 2010.
3. Very disappointed that both they used Chris Brown music and there was no "worm" down the aisle.
4. Brown tuxes?!?!? seriously?
5. If I can find the pics to the Chicago wedding I was in, I can show you dancing that just about got us chucked out of town.
1. Best wedding procession evar! This is a wedding I would have wanted to be a part of.
2. I was surprised that Katie Holmes, Katherine Heigl, Amy Adams, etc. did not pop up at some point since this was obviously the next chick-at-a-wedding money grabber from Summer/Fall 2010.
3. Very disappointed that both they used Chris Brown music and there was no "worm" down the aisle.
4. Brown tuxes?!?!? seriously?
5. If I can find the pics to the Chicago wedding I was in, I can show you dancing that just about got us chucked out of town.

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i didn't really know who chris brown was till he had to tell his bitch twice. then i didn't know his music till this video. i need to pay attention more.
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not to mtv, you don't.i didn't really know who chris brown was till he had to tell his bitch twice. then i didn't know his music till this video. i need to pay attention more.
dread stuff
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
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my boss sent me this video because apparently one of the dancers reminded him of me. I think it's the sunglasses, but I'm considerably taller and not as wide. I can walk on my hands though...








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i would totally do this for my matrimony. but i'd need to have an elevated BAC to do so.
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pretty cute. do people seriously still have that many people in their wedding tho? gosh. I'm guessing the parents were like "are you freakin' crazy? you can walk yourself down that aisle!" hahaha
oh yeah the guys outfits...not so nice. but the girls dresses were super cute.
oh yeah the guys outfits...not so nice. but the girls dresses were super cute.
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I knew this song from the Doublemint gum commercial, but didn't really know it was based on an actual song of his.
- Mere "wonder if this video craze will help revive Chris Brown's career at all" 1975
- Mere "wonder if this video craze will help revive Chris Brown's career at all" 1975
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You know, watching it again, I do like this and the fact that they're having fun. . . I just wouldn't want the actual ceremony to seem like a letdown after a big entrance.
It reminds me of when I'd have to play jock jams and loud music to pump up the crowd of 300 employees before a town hall meeting -- and then the speakers would get up and talk about 4th quarter earnings and the new dress code policy.
- Mere "they should have done an awesome recessional dance leaving the ceremony" 1975
It reminds me of when I'd have to play jock jams and loud music to pump up the crowd of 300 employees before a town hall meeting -- and then the speakers would get up and talk about 4th quarter earnings and the new dress code policy.
- Mere "they should have done an awesome recessional dance leaving the ceremony" 1975
"You'll have to wait until my cameo in the next season for confirmation" - eebs
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it's like the grooms are all dressed like E!
more like les nesman from wkrp.
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I didn't know who Brown was before "the incident" either, and I only knew this was his song because I heard Wrigley's was considering taking the commercial off the air (or they did?) after "the incident."
It looked to me like the same people were running around and coming back in, but yeah if not - waaay too big a party for me.pretty cute. do people seriously still have that many people in their wedding tho?
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This vid puts a lump in my throat every damn time. I absolutely dig it.
I've been in stoic, traditional weddings and I've been in celebratory weddings.
Celebrations always win.
I've been in stoic, traditional weddings and I've been in celebratory weddings.
Celebrations always win.
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WHITE PEOPLE JOKE
what's twelve inches and white?
nothing
what's twelve inches and white?
nothing
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command
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