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shocking

I had no idea of the people involved. I really don't drink that many energy drinks these days, but this is downright deplorable. I do know Rubbs was hooked on the rockstar back in the Good days.

michael savage is a jackass. I like red bull better. support the austrians who support flying shit real fast, jumping out of shit real fast and own a couple soccer teams.

finally, an energy drink that supports defending our freedom from domestic terrorist sodomites, like the founding fathers intended

"You want me to tell you what makes me sick? When I see two puffy white males kissing each other, I want to puke. When I see two women kissing each other, on the lips, as lovers, I want to vomit."

of course, this doesn't apply to drrrrrty lesbian porn.

"You know what autism is? I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is."

the same can be said for douchebaggery.

and lol he's just upset his kid's last name is weiner. let's cut him a break, guys, you'd be scared of fags too if your last name was a synonym for dong.

and lol he's just upset his kid's last name is weiner. let's cut him a break, guys, you'd be scared of fags too if your last name was a synonym for dong.

and they probably have small ones too...

and lol he's just upset his kid's last name is weiner. let's cut him a break, guys, you'd be scared of fags too if your last name was a synonym for dong.

and they probably have small ones too...

hey, it's not the size of the boat, it's how loud you can yell that you are ABSOLUTELY NOT GAY.

I think he could be overcompensating for something...

who drinks that shit anyway? Just looking at the can makes me think it's full of formaldehyde or chromium or something...

Who doesn't?

Because right before there's a moment, there's another moment. Amp up!™

But really I think the ones drinking it are caffeine addicts who think they're way too tough/xxxtreme to sit around in an old pussyfart coffee house for hours and deal with hipsters. They gotta get their jolt on somehow! Also in college it's used to balance out the depressing sleepiness of alcohol SO YOU CAN DRINK ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO YOU CAN DRINK ALL NIGHT LONG!

like a rock star??

The rock star mythos is too much for any one company to own, I hope, so yessssssssssssss.

sometimes i drink red bull before soccer games. then when i sub out, i can burp it up and remember that i drank it.