why some people like asian shit so much

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

Moderator: aquaphase

User avatar
ChrisLovesYou
Posts: 792
Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:12 pm
Location: 7 rooms of gloom

why some people like asian shit so much

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:51 am

i don't actually have the answer to that question. sorry!!



someone showed this commerical to me today and it's basically confounded me. i'll hold my hand up there and say i'm pretty into korean stuff, but only because of personal history. whenever someone is like 'i looooove japan,' though, it seems kind of weird, arbitrary, contrived and orientalist. i don't actually know what orientalist but for the purposes of this post it will mean 'weird fetishization of asian shit.'

i mean, you never see teenage kids going 'i love brazil! let's eat some rice and beans and listen to antonio carlos jobim.' but all of those things are awesome! brazil is a great country! the women there are beautiful. if anything, it should be more popular than japan! ditto cameroon, thailand, etc.

whenever i try to voice my concerns about this kind of thing, people like to target me as being racist. i'm not, i'm really not! i'm not saying you have to like white people stuff if you're white or anything like that. all i'm saying is that there's a point where you start to look like this, but in an insane and ugly way.



in conclusion, i think it's motivated entirely by orientalist sexual fantasy. ladies, next time a fella asks you if you want sushi, he actually means he wants to splatter his goo on a japanese schoolgirl's face. sorry!!
Last edited by ChrisLovesYou on Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:19 pm, edited 2 times in total.
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command

User avatar
Irock
Posts: 3248
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:28 pm
Contact:

Re: why some people like asian shit so much

Postby Irock » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:33 pm


you're welcome.
Also: Dating back at least as far as the birth of Hello Kitty, the Japanese own adorableness. That's why, duh.
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

User avatar
Irock
Posts: 3248
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:28 pm
Contact:

Re: why some people like asian shit so much

Postby Irock » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:50 pm

Also, speaking of Hello Kitty:
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

monet2u
Posts: 3072
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:07 am
Location: JoshLand

Re: why some people like asian shit so much

Postby monet2u » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:25 pm

Also, speaking of Hello Kitty:

WTF??? I could only watch like 40 secs of that video...but I don't get it at all. She looks deformed walking, perhaps a shorter model would have been better? the kitty was cute, looks just like my ruby kitty...which pissed me off because she should be making ME money...grrr

User avatar
ChrisLovesYou
Posts: 792
Joined: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:12 pm
Location: 7 rooms of gloom

Re: why some people like asian shit so much

Postby ChrisLovesYou » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:19 pm

you're welcome.
it was 3am, i couldn't remember how to do it. sorry.

i wanna get a hello kitty tattoo
i'm the law of the land, i got ga-ga-ga-ga-guh-guh-girls on the command


Return to “Slapdash Incongruities”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 35 guests