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Depends on what kind of swill they plan to sell. Somehow I doubt that I will be able to get a pint of Maredsous and ride the Titan!

probably more like Lone Star.

Personally, I think this is a terrible idea for Six Flags. Just a money grab that will in all likelihood backfire on them. Mark my words, the next time you hear a story about an accident or injury on a ride at the park, and there will be a next time, the words "alcohol was involved" will be uttered at some point.

Drunks should stay in bars and not inflict themselves on the greater society at large.

Sy "and you kids, get off my lawn!" bil

Yeah, I'm with Sybil on this one. Bad idea.
Just imagine hanging upside down on some ride when some Okie on "vacation" decides to empty his stomach of shitty beer, pink things, corn dogs and funnel cake.

Although... getting hammered and riding the old timey cars would be good fun.

I can't wait until a drunk 16 year old pukes on my feet in line for the Judge Roy Scream.

- Mere "I guess that can happen whether or not they sell it there, but still" 1975

I drink and ride the shit out of some rides at the fair every year. i also try to have my way with the livestock, but that's a whole 'nother story!

and I also learned that we can drink at hurricane harbor, this really makes me want to take my pigment lacking beer gut out to there to creep out 16 year old hotties...

I seriously doubt the 16 y/o hotties are even paying attention to you or your tanless figure. not when 16 y/0 boys are about at least.

I seriously doubt the 16 y/o hotties are even paying attention to you or your tanless figure. not when 16 y/0 boys are about at least.

that's kind of the point.

oh I thought your point was to scare the bejebus out of them with your pasty fleshy parts.

oh I thought your point was to scare the bejebus out of them with your pasty fleshy parts.

i'm pretty sure that was the implication?

not really scare them, but more just be that creepy old dude at a water park. me and friends have talked over the past few years about heading to the water park but because they are usually filled with families and teeners us being pasty and of a growing waistline it would just be creepy. for us and them.

When was the last time you heard abot an accident at Six Flags? It's not that common, is it? They usually strap your ass in there pretty good.
I can see why you wouldn't want to drink at Six Flags (I've had drinks and then gone, and it's not a great combo), but why on earth would you care whether or not they sold to other people?

I think it's the barf factor...someone could be twirling upside down on a ride an hurl...on your head. EWWWWW