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This picture is kinda awesome. Taken during the Knicks-Cavs game.

if you are a famous rich person, why would you carry that much cash on you? do you just WANT to get mugged or what

they pay with cash, that' actually better tbh. plus they buy really expensive things (usually) so lots of cash seems like a good idea.

and I just jealous I don't have a wad of cash like that

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.

if i had that kind of money i would carry it in sort of a bandolier, like, strapped to my chest in wads of one thousand

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.

because cash is easier to buy illegal things with. there's no record of the transaction taking place. also, cash is easier to not report to the government as money you have so as to avoid paying taxes on it. puff daddy has enough bodyguards/guns to not really worry about getting mugged.

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.

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I want to be that insecure. please.

why not a debit/credit card? if someone robs you/you lose it you can cancel it. if you lose a wad of cash it's gone forever.

if i had that much money, i would be WAY too nervous to just carry it around.

anyway, he's got like umpteen bodyguards with guns so it would see with all the court dates they have to make because of shootings at clubs etc.

Edit: yeah what katie said.

You guys really think he still gets into that much illegal shit? I just think he's smart enough to insulate himself from that. He's just upholding an image. Insecure may have been the word, though it's in the neighborhood.

I vote he carries all that cash because he's insecure and it's a status symbol.

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I just like the look of concentration. He's worth over $300M, so really, that is pocket change.

I have a friend that worked as an assistant to Ross Perot. It was her job to assure there was $5k in cash in his wallet every morning for, you know, incidentals and stuff.

I have a friend that worked as an assistant to Ross Perot. It was her job to assure there was $5k in cash in his wallet every morning for, you know, incidentals and stuff.

That's what I'm talking about.


But wait, he's sort of a slight Mr. Burns type of fella, isn't he? I mean that sort of pocket money would surely weigh him down.