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From the Daily Mail

More people could go blind as credit crunch causes people to avoid eye tests

I laughed for about ten minutes when I read that.

well at least you still have your sight.

Not to mention the risk of blindness caused by masturbation.

- Mere "eyesight is in danger, people" 1975

Not to mention the risk of blindness caused by masturbation.

- Mere "eyesight is in danger, people" 1975

oh. and the hairy palms, mere, can't forget the hairy palms.

Not to mention the risk of blindness caused by masturbation.

- Mere "eyesight is in danger, people" 1975

oh. and the hairy palms, mere, can't forget the hairy palms.

we'd like to.

Not to mention the risk of blindness caused by masturbation.
- Mere "eyesight is in danger, people" 1975

oh. and the hairy palms, mere, can't forget the hairy palms.

How could I when you're constantly waving hello and goodbye to me with yours?

- Mere "zing?" 1975

From the Daily Mail

More people could go blind as credit crunch causes people to avoid eye tests

I laughed for about ten minutes when I read that.

I bet they found a way to blame asylum seekers and single mothers claiming benefits for it to.

Gotta love the Daily Hate Mail.

Ja"number one paper in my village"mes

also

Ja"I say, Charles, don't you ever crave to appear on the front of the Daily Mail dressed in your mother's bridal veil?"mes

I think currently the Daily Mail is blaming the global recession on "brown people" and "Johnny Foreigner"...

Don't forget the letters - if only Diana was here she'd save the economy, how many more commemorative plates sellers will go out of business now.

"More people could die as lack of money forces them to avoid food"?

"More people could die as lack of money forces them to avoid food"?

I've never heard starvation described as a consumer choice.