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that i can write a solid paper in a relatively short amount of time but i can't do a fucking math problem to save my life.
ugggggh.

i'm not even talking advanced math. i'm talking algebra. basic algebra. i'm hopeless. HOPELESS.

Two high-speed ferries leave at the same time from a city to go to the same island. The first ferry, the Cat, travels at 26 miles per hour. The second ferry, the Bird, travels at 21 miles per hour. In how many hours will the two ferries be 20 miles apart?

wtf idek
this quiz has consumed my entire morning help someone

forget the ferries / islands / cities / bird / cats.

One thing travels 26 mph and the other goes 21. So one's 5 mph faster. They'll get 5 miles apart every hour. Yeah?

ooohh i get it. thanks sunny.

the entire point of word problems is to screw with you using the words. Sunny nailed it exactly: get rid of all the extra bullshits and you're set.

I feel ya, Phyllis. Math is my weakness as well.

My answer would be "False. Boats travel in knots, Jackass! But nice try.."

Question...
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street, somebody wants to stop me just to give me a flyer?

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! Get out of my way!

Question...
Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! What are you looking at?

Question...
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?

Man... FUNK DAT! Get a new DJ!

Question...
Why is it that bums ask me for money, when I ain't got none? What is it an "in" thing or something? "Let me remind this dude he ain't got no money." Huh?

Man... FUNK DAT! Get a job!

You know, Every time I see my neighboor, she tells me to stay out of trouble. The other one looks at me like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out.

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! What are you looking at?

Seems like every time it never fails, it never fails... I'm just chillin' in my crib, minding my own business and somebody calls me just to talk about nothing...

FUNK DAT! Get a life!

Question...
Why is it that when I go out to a night club, only the ugly chicks wanna step to me. I mean like I'm ugly or something, huh? What do you mean, huh?

FUNK DAT! Get outta my face!


- Mere "I dedicate this song to my friend Marya" 1975

Question...
Why is it that every time I'm walking down the street, somebody wants to stop me just to give me a flyer?

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! Get out of my way!

Question...
Why is it that every time I'm walking to the bank, the tellers look at me like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! What are you looking at?

Question...
Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs fifteen times a day for three months?

Man... FUNK DAT! Get a new DJ!

Question...
Why is it that bums ask me for money, when I ain't got none? What is it an "in" thing or something? "Let me remind this dude he ain't got no money." Huh?

Man... FUNK DAT! Get a job!

You know, Every time I see my neighboor, she tells me to stay out of trouble. The other one looks at me like I'm the one that got her daughter strung out.

C'mon man... FUNK DAT! What are you looking at?

Seems like every time it never fails, it never fails... I'm just chillin' in my crib, minding my own business and somebody calls me just to talk about nothing...

FUNK DAT! Get a life!

Question...
Why is it that when I go out to a night club, only the ugly chicks wanna step to me. I mean like I'm ugly or something, huh? What do you mean, huh?

FUNK DAT! Get outta my face!


- Mere "I dedicate this song to my friend Marya" 1975

Beavis: Yeah, check this out, Butt-head. *Imitates Andy Rooney* You know what I don't understand? Why is it every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes? Heh-heh...funk dat!
Butt-head: You sound just like that buttmunch. Huh-huh-huh...
Beavis: *As self* Yeah, check this out too. *Imitates Andy Rooney again* How come they call it "taking a dump" and not "leaving a dump"? I mean, after all, you're not really taking it anywhere? Heh-heh-heh...funk dat!

why is it when I get a blueberry muffin, all the blueberries are at the top? the rest is just cake or whatever.

Here's my lunch conversation.

Mere: Do you remember that song "Funk Dat" from the 90s?
Libby: I don't know. Sing it.
Me: Seems like every time it never fails, it never fails... I'm just chillin' in my crib, minding my own business and somebody calls me just to talk about nothing. FUNK DAT! Get a life!
Lara Kay: No, sing it like the song goes.
Me: I am, he just kind of talks.
Libby: Like rap?
Me: Not really. He just keeps going, "Question!"
Libby: I think songs like this made me listen to alternative music.

- Mere "I love Beavis and Butthead, but mostly Beavis" 1975

I've never, never, ever heard this song ever before today.

Long live You Tube.

I've never, never, ever heard this song ever before today.

Long live You Tube.

Somehow, I find this shocking.

The lyrics don't ring a bell for me,either. *A Youtubing I go!*

Yeah, found it... still doesn't ring a bell. But I never watched Bevis and Butthead, or even had MTV in the 90s...

Everyone loves spoken word pop hits.

If you don't have time or inclination to a'Youtube it yourself.

- Mere "please to enjoy" 1975

thanks Mere, only made it 10 secs into the song. You can add me to the list of people that had never heard that song before.