chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss.
Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:25 pm
Lies. The eardrum is a membrane, not an actual fucking drum that can move around. It gets perforated or is fine. And it takes an insane cold and a plane to rupture an eardrum in the manner the good doctor described. Or an explosion. Or sharp object. I don't think a kiss can create the same pressure as a flight, but I'm no physicist.
What kind of kissing technique involves covering your girlfriends mouth and sucking so hard that you create a huge pressure change??
(I'm bored so I analyze bullshit newspaper articles and make them not fun anymore... Hey, maybe this means I'm ready to go back to school! Nerd alert.)
Some kind of little drummer boy joke here.