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FUCK YEAH!

Please stand and salute your new president, Bob Barr of the Libertarian Party.



What a handsome gent!

I was having crazy ass dreams about election coverage and coloured maps and being stuck on some kind of spaceship with a bunch of McCain supporters. Then magically woke up just in time to watch the electoral votes tick over 270. Then I cried tears of joy.

... and this is awesome: Patton Oswalt's Live Election Blog

dalya and katie and squeezle and aqua and roach and raindog and sunny are all popping corks right now!

ro"and new forkers tj and another katie. oh and philip and spammie"ach

We woke our kids up to share the news. Our daughter got up and was beside herself. Our son glared at us like we had lost our minds.

He'll be excited tomorrow morning after he's well rested.

And the Obama kids get a puppy!

You know they're all like "Cool! Dad's prez and stuff BUT WE GET A MOTHER EFFIN' PUPPY!!!!"

It'll be great to have kids in the White House again.

It'll be great to have kids in the White House again.

if only you'd picked God's Chosen Candidate, you could have grandchildren out of wedlock in the White House again!

It'll be great to have kids in the White House again.

if only you'd picked God's Chosen Candidate, you could have grandchildren out of wedlock in the White House again!

You have no idea. I'm getting some of the craziest comments from family and friends.

The Antichrist? Really?

it all seems so silly now how i was so nerrrvous for obama. it all worked out. YAY OBAMA.

it all seems so silly now how i was so nerrrvous for obama. it all worked out. YAY OBAMA.

I know what you mean...and I've been very very confident from the get go. But I needed to see it to actually believe it!

AMAZING! simply AMAZING!

It'll be great to have kids in the White House again.

if only you'd picked God's Chosen Candidate, you could have grandchildren out of wedlock in the White House again!

You have no idea. I'm getting some of the craziest comments from family and friends.

The Antichrist? Really?

Come to think of it, wouldn't you WANT to vote for the Antichrist? To bring about Armageddon sooner?

I'm comin' home, Jesus!

there were many misty eyes in my immediate surroundings tonight. and several flat-out crying, myself included. fuck yes.

and i'm not stupid. i know change takes a long fucking time. but this is a step in what i believe is the right direction. so i am happy tonight and celebrate for my new president.

bye bush, hellobama.

right before the great speech me and papa were on the phone. talked about the bruins dropping gloves on a 4-0 game. he made me feel better about what i heard. then we both said love and there was a click.

i really fuckng love that my dad felt the glove dropped the way they did.

we should really see a stars game.