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it sucks. i hated doing it. then i got over it.

No. But we stiffed an property owner back in '98. I've never felt bad about it for a second.

Long story but the end result was he deserved it.


hi-fuck with me all you want but don't fuck with my wife and kids-fi

Not evicted anyone. But I've fired people. Some quite recently. The first time, I felt bad because he seemed like a nice guy and all, but then I uncovered some things to where he was uber-screwing our company over. I haven't felt bad since then.

would that i had. but i, too, have fired someone because my douchebag boss was too much of a pussy to do it himself and made me do it. it was very awkward. i was like 17. the guy was in his thirties.

mr j, you're like a riddle wrapped up in an enigma.

mr j, you're like a riddle wrapped up in an enigma.

i've heard that before....

I tried to be an enigma once but the best I could do was be a mime for three years.

I tried to be an enigma once but the best I could do was be a mime for three years.

I just laughed (silently.)

- Mere "and with emotive expressions" 1975