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michael phelps...

Postby katie » Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:59 pm

... IS BAT BOY!

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SPITTING IMAGE.
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Postby roach » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:17 pm

and he takes in 12000 calories a day.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:23 pm

if you don't look at his face...his body ROCKS. But there are some seriously HOT swimmers in the CUBE pool.... :twisted:

I just wish there were some older fellas in the speedo (diving) competition.. :lol: Seems all the divers are kids and the swimmers tend to be college age to 30 somethings.

Oh and the chinese girls gym team look about 12. thought you have to be at least 16 to compete?!
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Postby Irock » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:24 pm

Oh and the chinese girls gym team look about 12. thought you have to be at least 16 to compete?!
Yeah, the Chinese gov't lies. And from what I heard this morning, the IOCC doesn't plan to do anything about it.
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Postby katie » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:38 pm

and he takes in 12000 calories a day.
um, most people don't even eat that in a week. sort of ridic.

and i don't care how ripped his body is, if his face reminds me of a poor woman getting raped by bats, it's a no go.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:51 pm

Oh and the chinese girls gym team look about 12. thought you have to be at least 16 to compete?!
Yeah, the Chinese gov't lies. And from what I heard this morning, the IOCC doesn't plan to do anything about it.
yeah that's just wrong (big surprise there)...follow the rules China.

I mean really really looked young. They were good tho, make they need to lower the age?
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:15 am

Heyyyyy, lay off of Michael Phelps. I am proud of him!

- Mere "he's like 6'5", so he could have a touch of acromegaly, which makes your jaw and brow pronounced" 1975

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Postby katie » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:37 am

Heyyyyy, lay off of Michael Phelps. I am proud of him!
i am, too. i didn't know bats could swim.
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Postby katie » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:37 am

Heyyyyy, lay off of Michael Phelps. I am proud of him!
i am, too. i didn't know bats could swim.
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Postby monet2u » Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:50 am

phelps is awesomeo he looks better if you just sort of look at him from the side. and he really knows how to wear thos swim pants...low rise. :D


watching him now and he just barely just won. So he's getting tired or everyone's pushing harder.

so I think his ears stick out too much, he needs to get them pinned back or grow his hair longer in off season.
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Postby Dalya » Thu Aug 14, 2008 5:36 am

you just need a brown paper bag. problem solved, desires satisfied.
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Postby eebs » Thu Aug 14, 2008 6:17 am

watch out for all the bling - how much gold is that guy wearing :wink:
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