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For you potential Dallas Top Golfers

Postby aquaphase » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:02 pm

Skidoosh

Also, we totally need a Forkers outing here.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:16 pm

How about a round of balf?

I played golf once and suck. I think I could get behind the whole balf concept.

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Postby aquaphase » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:17 pm

I would almost definitely hurt myself playing balf. Top Golf is just skee ball with a club.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:34 pm

Top Golf is just skee ball with a club.
Oooooooh! Well, that's different.

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Postby katie » Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:42 pm

i'm in.
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NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby jen » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:46 pm

or you can use http://topgolfusa.com/locations/dallas/ ... _cards.pdf
and use me as the recommender (# 1069405) and get a year playing card with a free game. just saying...(yeah, i'd get a free game out of it too, but coworkers go at lunchtime, so i need lots of practice).

btw - going with cami after work. you know you're jealous.

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Postby roach » Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:42 pm

I'm down.


also I was a big fan of balf as a kid. didn't know it was called that, we just thought it was fun to knock the hell out of golf balls with baseball bats over the house behind where we lived... prolly coulda/did kill someone.

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Postby sam » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:47 am

I'm looking and I still don't get it. I'll go give it a try though.

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Postby Irock » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:27 pm

I'm totally in. This + beer = awesome.

Also, what's an annual playing card get me?
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Postby mere1975 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:11 pm

I am just excited about the top golf line of Forker merch!

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Postby ifihadahifi » Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:21 pm

Wow. You have to be real careful when saying the word "knickers" out loud. :shock:

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Postby jen » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:47 pm

we went again friday. sooo much fun and buckets of beers.

the playing cards are a weird little thing -- $5 for a month or $35 for a year, but you still have to pay for your games. you put cash credits on the card for games (around $5 per game of 20 balls depending on the time of day) and you get balls at these goofy machines all over. so if you put lots of cash on your card at one point, you can just walk in, grab a bag of clubs, and go at it -- perfect for the times when you're waiting for payday to arrive and have no cash.

we decided to start a top golf league. anyone want in?


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btw, i still suck, but at least most of my balls went in the somewhat direction of the targets. cami's getting much better. and more competitive, so watch out.


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