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Fucking Ducks
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:50 pm
by squeezle
8 little ducklings got stuck in out pool
so i built a duck ramp
and herded the ducks toward it
until one brave duckling figured it out
and the rest followed
then they we so tired from swimming all day that they fell asleep on the spot
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:18 pm
by squeezle
little bastards slept for about an hour and a half and are now back in the pool.... fucking ducks
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:45 pm
by Phyllis
awwwwwwwwwwww
they can't be as bad as camels
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:45 pm
by monet2u
ok for starters...you have a POOL! damn
and those ducks are so cute. where did they come from? how did they find your pool? crazy.
Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:58 pm
by mere1975
I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!
- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:23 am
by Dalya
edit: accidental repost
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:23 am
by Dalya
i like shauna angrily building a duckling-accessible ramp. like, angry and reluctant consideration for others.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:37 pm
by Irock
They're all going to come back next year as grown ducks and bring all their friends. They you'll be sorry you didn't let the skimmer take em.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:56 pm
by Rubbs
You must name these ducks the Sopranos.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:04 pm
by aquaphase
ok for starters...you have a POOL! damn
and those ducks are so cute. where did they come from? how did they find your pool? crazy.
Our house is next to several creeks. As such, we typically have foxes, skunks, raccoons, ducks, oppossums or other small creatures frolicking around. The ducks are gone now (they left near twilight), but I think squeezle is going to be running a duckie daycamp for the rest of the summer.
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:02 pm
by squeezle
You must name these ducks the Sopranos.
i was going to name the ducklings...
Peking
Confit
Crispy
a'Lorange
Tur-ken
Sausage
Roasted
Pate
and the mama...
Foie Gras
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:28 pm
by monet2u
You must name these ducks the Sopranos.
i was going to name the ducklings...
Peking
Confit
Crispy
a'Lorange
Tur-ken
Sausage
Roasted
Pate
and the mama...
Foie Gras
nice...and tasty!
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:06 pm
by mere1975
Tur-ken
I like Rubberman's idea:
Meadow
A.J.
Christopher
Uncle Junior
Paulie
Ade
Janice
Tony
and the mom, Carmela
- Mere "OHHH!" 1975
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:50 am
by Tracy
I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!
- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.
Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:09 am
by Irock
I WANT DUCKS IN MY BACKYARD!!!
- Mere "the birds have been going nuts for the food Sam put out there this week. . . no baby ducklings though" 1975
I hope your ducks are smarter/neater than the ones where we lived in Louisiana. I took care of our neighbors' pool while they were in Texas and their house was on the market. Those bayou ducks pooped on the side and in the pool and I even found a duck egg on the bottom once when I was cleaning it.
Hell I'm moving in next to you.
i "Tracy's a REALLY good neighbor, I clean pools for no one." rock