because when the rapture happens, we're all going to be checking our email like crazy.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:09 pm
by aquaphase
Hell yes. I'll be sending out Evites to the big "It's finally all ours" party.
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:21 pm
by monet2u
wait, I'm confused...is it 1999?
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:43 pm
by roach
that's a pretty sweet scam! 40$?? make a deal with preachers that they get a cut of the fee for everyone from their congregation who signs up. Hit up a the 700 club folks. BAM. Rich Bitch!
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:42 pm
by mere1975
This might be a good time to share my favorite story from work today:
Some jackass keeps parking in a reserved spot my friends won through a pricey silent action for charity. Said jackass also has a 6", yellow, plastic cross hanging from his rearview mirror. So I left a perfectly polite note on his windshield today:
One of your co-workers donated a lot of money to the United Way to win this spot, but you keep parking here. Please be more considerate. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO??"
I left out the "YOU SELFISH FUCKING ASSHOLE?!!!!" I wanted to add to the end.
- Mere "this time" 1975
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:46 pm
by katie
don't be surprised if your note ends up on passiveaggressivenotes.com, mere!
ka"and that's kinda fucking awesome"tie
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:14 am
by monet2u
This might be a good time to share my favorite story from work today:
Some jackass keeps parking in a reserved spot my friends won through a pricey silent action for charity. Said jackass also has a 6", yellow, plastic cross hanging from his rearview mirror. So I left a perfectly polite note on his windshield today:
One of your co-workers donated a lot of money to the United Way to win this spot, but you keep parking here. Please be more considerate. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO??"
I left out the "YOU SELFISH FUCKING ASSHOLE?!!!!" I wanted to add to the end.
- Mere "this time" 1975
You should just wait for them at their car...then when they get in grab that cross and beat them with it. I'm not sure that Jesus would do that, but it would totally teach them the moral of the story.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:33 am
by aquaphase
Personally, I'd drop a deuce on their hood.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:42 am
by mere1975
don't be surprised if your note ends up on passiveaggressivenotes.com, mere!
I would be honored!
- Mere "saving the deuce-drop for people who park in MY parking space" 1975
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:12 am
by eebs
stand by the car with a bunch of people rattling collection tins... or just park something there so they can't get out (it's not the MD is it??)
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:29 pm
by Phyllis
you know they have 'left behind' video games? real time strategy games in which you run around and save people WHOA ME WANT
