Everbuddy pm me your email addrreesseess

[ifihadahifi]

I'm setting up an account.

Thanks in advance.

Love,

hi-Dear ________, I'm hanging with Kirk Cameron. How's it going?-fi

[aquaphase]

I can't wait for the Rapture. It'll be a lot roomier around here with all the Jesus Crispies gone.

[squeezle]

you can sign me up with

seeya@theburingpitsofhell.com

[katie]

because when the rapture happens, we're all going to be checking our email like crazy.

[aquaphase]

Hell yes. I'll be sending out Evites to the big "It's finally all ours" party.

[monet2u]

wait, I'm confused...is it 1999?

[roach]

that's a pretty sweet scam! 40$?? make a deal with preachers that they get a cut of the fee for everyone from their congregation who signs up. Hit up a the 700 club folks. BAM. Rich Bitch!

[mere1975]

This might be a good time to share my favorite story from work today:

Some jackass keeps parking in a reserved spot my friends won through a pricey silent action for charity. Said jackass also has a 6", yellow, plastic cross hanging from his rearview mirror. So I left a perfectly polite note on his windshield today:

One of your co-workers donated a lot of money to the United Way to win this spot, but you keep parking here. Please be more considerate. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO??"

I left out the "YOU SELFISH FUCKING ASSHOLE?!!!!" I wanted to add to the end.

- Mere "this time" 1975

[katie]

don't be surprised if your note ends up on passiveaggressivenotes.com, mere!

ka"and that's kinda fucking awesome"tie

[monet2u]

This might be a good time to share my favorite story from work today:

Some jackass keeps parking in a reserved spot my friends won through a pricey silent action for charity. Said jackass also has a 6", yellow, plastic cross hanging from his rearview mirror. So I left a perfectly polite note on his windshield today:

One of your co-workers donated a lot of money to the United Way to win this spot, but you keep parking here. Please be more considerate. WHAT WOULD JESUS DO??"

I left out the "YOU SELFISH FUCKING ASSHOLE?!!!!" I wanted to add to the end.

- Mere "this time" 1975

You should just wait for them at their car...then when they get in grab that cross and beat them with it. I'm not sure that Jesus would do that, but it would totally teach them the moral of the story.

[aquaphase]

Personally, I'd drop a deuce on their hood.

[mere1975]

don't be surprised if your note ends up on passiveaggressivenotes.com, mere!

I would be honored!

- Mere "saving the deuce-drop for people who park in MY parking space" 1975

[eebs]

stand by the car with a bunch of people rattling collection tins... or just park something there so they can't get out (it's not the MD is it??)

[Phyllis]

you know they have 'left behind' video games? real time strategy games in which you run around and save people WHOA ME WANT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6fXmhvv4A[/youtube]

[aquaphase]

you know they have 'left behind' video games? real time strategy games in which you run around and save people WHOA ME WANT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic6fXmhvv4A[/youtube]

I played it for about 10 minutes and gave up when I figured out you couldn't kill any hookers.