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At my high school graduation, we moved the tassels on our motor boards from the left to the right side. At college graduation, we went the opposite way. WHAT. Who is retarded? Did you move yours from from to back? Make it stick straight up? I feel as a college graduate I had better know all this stuff or 0 newspapers will hire me.

Before you actually graduate the tassel should hang on the right side and after declared commencement is over flip it to the left.

I figured.

My country bumpkin high school screwed it up again! GO DAWGS!

hey, you should have used glue...then they wouldn't have moved at all.

that kind of implies that after college graduation you're right back where you started.
that's purty dumb.

(Is this your way of announcing your graduation from universitayyy?)

WAY TO GO, Nerf! Man, four years have just flown past I guess.

- Mere "you sure you're done?" 1975

that kind of implies that after college graduation you're right back where you started.
that's purty dumb.

and yet true. you just blew my mind, little lady.

i try.

At my high school graduation, we moved the tassels on our motor boards from the left to the right side. At college graduation, we went the opposite way. WHAT. Who is retarded? Did you move yours from from to back? Make it stick straight up? I feel as a college graduate I had better know all this stuff or 0 newspapers will hire me.

maybe you were too stoned at your hs graduation to remember?

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I had to look up my grad photos because I didn't remember. We did it right, at least when I graduated from fake (read: jr) college.

Good job graduatin, woo hoo!