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...when people see you working on a laptop, and feel it is their prerogative to look over your shoulder and go, "whatcha looking at?" NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

i ALSO hate when people are late, or are inconsiderate of people's time. especially at work.

i ALSO hate when people have annoyingly loud cell phone rings, or texting noise. this includes a loud vibrating noise.

grumble, grumble.

ka"and preemptively, no, i'm not on my period"tie

do I really need to pick you p from work tonight???


ro"gonna take it out on meee!"ach

do you also hate your period?

JUST KIDDING BESTIE! I was like that all weekend. Everyone and everything is annoying sometimes. The best is when you also get annoyed at yourself for thinking everything is annoying. Then you know you just need to go to sleep and end the day.

Hope you're at least not hating your hate.

i have to say even more annoying than the laptop is when you're reading in public and people come and ask you what you're reading. Meanwhile, the fucking cover is facing them and YOURE READING. Look at the cover and shutup, jackass.

*now thinking about what else annoys me*

her period is a lot nicer than this... ok, i will die for that.



ro"so no more i love math talk, dal???? ;)winkyloveyou!"ach

ppl never interrupt me when I'm reading / laptopping unless they actually need something from me. I think you guys are too approachable, try wearing a scowl. Works for me!

ppl never interrupt me when I'm reading / laptopping unless they actually need something from me. I think you guys are too approachable, try wearing a scowl. Works for me!

yeah doesn't happen to me either...scowls work every time!

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i ALSO hate when people have annoyingly loud cell phone rings, or texting noise. this includes a loud vibrating noise.

now you know why i have henry mancini and percy faith orchestra as my ringtones

i ALSO hate when people are late, or are inconsiderate of people's time. especially at work

Lateness drives me mad. If you agree to meet up at a certain time, be there! It's incredibly rude to turn up late in my opinion.

Jan " Is always early, never late " Deal

people who just decide not to show up at all and don't even give you notice piss me off more than anything and usually i unfriend them as a result.

i have had quite a few friends who would be all YES OKAY LET'S HANG OUT SATURDAY AT _________ AND MEET UP AT __________ AND OKAY YEAH PERFECT.

and the time comes and they don't even bother calling/texting you and then you contact them like "hey we still hanging out" and they're like "OH WE WERE HANGING OUT WHAT???? I'M A STUPID BITCH WHO IS STUPID SRY GUESS NOT"

and it wasn't like it was personal they just did that to everyone they ever came in contact with because they are loserfacedouchebags.

yeah whatever. i'm not bitter or anything.

ppl never interrupt me when I'm reading / laptopping unless they actually need something from me. I think you guys are too approachable, try wearing a scowl. Works for me!

yeah doesn't happen to me either...scowls work every time!

ditto

ppl never interrupt me when I'm reading / laptopping unless they actually need something from me. I think you guys are too approachable, try wearing a scowl. Works for me!

then people approach me and ask what's wrong. what the fuck? should i dye my hair brown again?

luckily nobody's ever said anything about a "case of the mondays" or i'd be in prison.

what the fuck? should i dye my hair brown again?

One of my favorite Tina Fey quotes from SNL:

"MSNBC reporter, Ashleigh Banfield, now in Pakistan covering events there, has cut her hair short and dyed it brown in order to go unnoticed in the male-dominated country. Take it from me, Ashleigh- if you think having brown hair and wearing glasses will keep men from noticing you. . . well, you are right."

- Mere "well, dumb men, at least" 1975

ha! true... except that guys now LOVE tina fey.

(I got in an argument w/ Jason's friend [philip?] about whether tina fey or may poehler is hotter... I say amy but guys love tina)

I just got new glasses, yay! I'll try them out as guy-repellant this weekend. (You're welcome, michael.)

(I got in an argument w/ Jason's friend [philip?] about whether tina fey or may poehler is hotter... I say amy but guys love tina)

I think Amy's a little funny looking, and Tina also seems smarter (she might not be smarter but that's part of the image I have). I actually think that overall Amy's funny butkind of forgetable and she totally got lucky when they became friends / colleagues.