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Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 11:50 am**

High-kicking Donkey Goes to Jail?

-or-

Flying Penis Invades Speech?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU[/youtube]

- Mere "something for everyone" 1975

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 12:07 pm**

while the flying penis is amusing, i vote for the jailed donkey. because if your going to grant a donkey enough personhood to send him to jail, he should at least have the right to vote and be able to buy a beer too

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 1:46 pm**

I like what the flying penis is saying. "you dick"

it gets my vote.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 2:12 pm**

The winner of this round has to take on this story:

Life-lock Pitchman has identity stolen.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:22 pm**

donkey. although i want a sad picture of him behind bars. and i want to write to amnesty international to help him.

not actual donkey:

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 3:24 pm**

awww the donkey they saved from a well a while ago!!!!! poor little hee-hawer.

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Head-to-head - which news story is best?

Head-to-head - which news story is best?