Head-to-head - which news story is best?

[mere1975]

High-kicking Donkey Goes to Jail?

-or-

Flying Penis Invades Speech?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU[/youtube]

- Mere "something for everyone" 1975

[squeezle]

while the flying penis is amusing, i vote for the jailed donkey. because if your going to grant a donkey enough personhood to send him to jail, he should at least have the right to vote and be able to buy a beer too

[monet2u]

I like what the flying penis is saying. "you dick" it gets my vote.

[ifihadahifi]

The winner of this round has to take on this story:

Life-lock Pitchman has identity stolen.

[Dalya]

donkey. although i want a sad picture of him behind bars. and i want to write to amnesty international to help him.

not actual donkey:

[Dalya]

awww the donkey they saved from a well a while ago!!!!! poor little hee-hawer.