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the inevitable rise and fall of hugh jass
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:15 am
by Phyllis
i made a snow man. his name was hugh jass. we were best friends forever and ever and ever and ever.
but then some shitheads knocked it down and i saw them and i ran outside and said
"hey mothafucker why'd you knock my snowman down"
and he said, "dur it was an accident"
and i said "bitch plz i saw you"
and then i went back inside and was very sad that hugh jass was no longer with us. ;(((((
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:26 am
by Irock
AAw I'm sorry. You should be glad that Hugh had such a good run though, I'd kill a snowman for a hat like that!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:42 am
by aquaphase
nevar forget
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:19 am
by katie
who made you that awesome hat and where did the cupcake go?!
ka"rip hugh"tie
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:39 am
by NerfHerder
Never thought I'd see the day!
Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.
(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:28 am
by Jan
Life sure is tough in the hood...
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:01 pm
by Sybil
Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.
(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)
Well, I went running out cursing the little hoodlums too, and they ran away. I guess the f-bombs scared them.
Excellent use of the semicolon, a much maligned and abused punctuation mark.
Sybil
p.s. later in the afternoon, a small child and parent (gender impossible to determine under all the winter apparel) came by and tried to resurrect poor Hugh. It was very cute.
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:22 pm
by Phyllis
who made you that awesome hat and where did the cupcake go?!
ka"rip hugh"tie
the cupcake is on the side of my head. it got moved around a little when i was building hugh.
Never thought I'd see the day!
Holy lord almighty you shoulda pegged the kids with snowballs. That's what the stuff is good for; you're always armed in winter.
(Is that how you use a semicolon? Oh lordy.)
OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE BRAWL YET?!?!?!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:32 pm
by mere1975
But it raises the question -- is it better to go out in a blaze of glory or melt away slowly?
Those hoods should not have incurred the wrath of Sybil & Phyllis. I bet they had nightmares!
- Mere "Hugh was really cute" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:40 pm
by aquaphase
But it raises the question -- is it better to go out in a blaze of glory or melt away slowly?
Those hoods should not have incurred the wrath of Sybil & Phyllis. I bet they had nightmares!
- Mere "Hugh was really cute" 1975
Hoods?!?!?! Who says that? What are you 90 or somethin' ?
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:53 pm
by mere1975
Life sure is tough in the hood...
Well, I went running out cursing the little hoodlums too, and they ran away.
I dunno. I think I was influenced by the mention of The Hood and Hoodlums earlier in this thread.
- Mere "at least I didn't say 'hoodrats' like an anonymous coworker wrote on a survey here, referring to our coworkers in the call center" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:25 pm
by Phyllis
OHGOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME HUGHY?!?!?!
MORE AWESOME PICTURES:
and yes those are york peppermint patties for the eyes
but i suppose it would have been more painful to watch him slowly melt away. oh well at least i have a cool story to tell people now.
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:50 pm
by Jan
I would have thrown salt on hugh, mwahahahahaha!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:27 pm
by katie
Hoods?!?!?! Who says that? What are you 90 or somethin' ?
we call 'em street toughs up north.
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:24 pm
by NerfHerder
OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE BRAWL YET?!?!?!
OH MY GOD NO BUT I AM SO PUMPED. I HAVE IT PREORDERED SO WHO KNOWS IT COULD BE IN THE MAIL RIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOW OH GOD OH GOD.