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I imagine Mr. J's east Texas lair is like this.


- Mere "'I understand there is also a cannon.'" 1975

I wish!

mr. 'was gonna post a pic in response to this, but i fear doing so will ruin the mystique' j

I wish!

mr. 'was gonna post a pic in response to this, but i fear doing so will ruin the mystique' j

yeah, we don't want to ruin the idea that you live in a double wide when it's just a single

"It looks like a mock-Tudor house from the front and it's got two turrets at the back," the spokeswoman said. "I understand there is also a cannon."

To be read in the standard BBC English accent.