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Ever see someone and just instantly assume from what they're wearing / drving / saying that they must have no value as a human being?

On my commute this morning I saw a red Hummer H3 with a brand new shiney red STUSSY sticker on it.

Is there any message I should have gotten from that other than "I'm a giant douche bag with more money than sense, deparately clinging to my youth - during which I was as alternative as the overpriced bullshit at the mall would allow?"

i "or am I just judgmental?" rock

p.s. I had Stussy stuff when I was a teenager too, I'm not sayin anyone who did is neccesarily an ass... just this guy.

I agree with you. But I can say that "instant hatred" is the second great fictional austin band name that I have thought of today. The other was when I saw "frozen milk" when I got to school this morning.

Just remembering the ever famous "cum dumpster" fictional band name from college.

The kid next to me in class was talking about his car problems on Friday. He just got an H3 for his 21st birthday, and the clutch is already falling out.

Good thing he has his souped up, restored Mustang to drive as back-up.

I wanted to ask him just how much gas he plans on using this year, but I kept my bitter yap shut for once. After all, he's one of the only kids friendly to the adult student in class.

- Mere "me" 1975

i always instajudge anyone driving a hummer. you are not alone.

they still make stussy? how about yaga? to be 12 again... swooon.

I instajudge. I like that word and I'm stealing it.

The two places where I instajudge the fastest - the gym and the mall in Frisco.

Oh, and Uptown.

they still make stussy? how about yaga? to be 12 again... swooon.

http://yagaclothing.com/ (though it looks a little weak)

http://www.stussy.com/ (still going strong like gangbusters)

I used to have a crapload of Stussy stuff.

I'm pulling out the Vuarnet long-sleeve t-shirt from 8th grade asap.

they still make stussy? how about yaga? to be 12 again... swooon.

http://yagaclothing.com/ (though it looks a little weak)

http://www.stussy.com/ (still going strong like gangbusters)

I used to have a crapload of Stussy stuff.

wow. the stooges. brought to you by stussy.

I think my bug may have had a stussy sticker. and the cure. and smashing pumpkins. and tripping daisy. and and and. ahhhh to be 19 again. swoon.

On my Mazda, I had a Stussy sticker next to a Tripping Daisy sticker next to a Dah-veed sticker next to my sorority letters (ha ha) next to some walking eyeballs that made me feel pseudo-transcendental, but probably just made me look a little bit Deadhead.

- Mere "now I just have a sock monkey on my back window" 1975

P.S.
When they started carrying Mossimo clothing at Target, it was like seeing an old friend.

P.P.S.
Yes, I do realize that people instajudge my Julius sticker on my Mini Cooper, just like I instajudge the H3 types. It's cliche, I guess, but I like these things so I don't care.

When they started carrying Mossimo clothing at Target, it was like seeing an old friend.

It was like seing Jordache at KMart.



Oh how the mighty have fallen.

I instajudge. I like that word and I'm stealing it.

The two places where I instajudge the fastest - the gym and the mall in Frisco.

Oh, and Uptown.

instajudge is indeed a great word.

i instajudge people with 'W' stickers on their car and i'm sure they instajudge me too for having my 'W with a slash through it' sticker on mine

Just remembering the ever famous "cum dumpster" fictional band name from college.

Jack Off Jill had a song by that name

I always liked REO Speed Dealer as a band name.

- Mere "And Retarted Elf" 1975