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A celebrity is found dead at 3:35pm and it's national news by 4:45.

That's crazy fast.

I donno, I think there's something off about the timeline, cuz:

Ledger's housekeeper found him dead in his Manhattan apartment, New York police said.

He died at 3:26 p.m., they said.

The New York Fire Department received a call at 2:27

If she found him dead, and she called at 2:27, how could he have died at 3:26? And even if she just found him dying and not dead, if they had an hour from the call to the death, they surely would've taken him to a hospital in that time (and hence, "died later in hospital")...

Let the conspiracy theories begin.

what? heath ledger died?

this makes me so freakin' sad. like, seriously ;( x a million

I donno, I think there's something off about the timeline, cuz:

Ledger's housekeeper found him dead in his Manhattan apartment, New York police said.

He died at 3:26 p.m., they said.

The New York Fire Department received a call at 2:27

If she found him dead, and she called at 2:27, how could he have died at 3:26? And even if she just found him dying and not dead, if they had an hour from the call to the death, they surely would've taken him to a hospital in that time (and hence, "died later in hospital")...

it probably took that long to get a coroner there to make the official determination - mere mortals cannot pronounce one another dead, it takes a physician

I donno, I think there's something off about the timeline, cuz:

Ledger's housekeeper found him dead in his Manhattan apartment, New York police said.

He died at 3:26 p.m., they said.

The New York Fire Department received a call at 2:27

If she found him dead, and she called at 2:27, how could he have died at 3:26? And even if she just found him dying and not dead, if they had an hour from the call to the death, they surely would've taken him to a hospital in that time (and hence, "died later in hospital")...

it probably took that long to get a coroner there to make the official determination - mere mortals cannot pronounce one another dead, it takes a physician

oh paramedics.
http://www.kvue.com/news/top/stories/01 ... 76341.html

TRAGEDY!

(Also today thousands of children died from starvation in Africa, hundreds of people were murdered and there were plenty of overdoses by people other than celebrities.)

TRAGEDY!

(Also today thousands of children died from starvation in Africa, hundreds of people were murdered and there were plenty of overdoses by people other than celebrities.)

heath ledger always in our hearts never forget

... overdoses by LESS TALENTED, UGLIER people other than celebrities.)

- Mere "fame: ain't it a bitch" 1975

ew.