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Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:59 pm**

and you're interested in seeing just how dumb people can actually be....

Check out the 100 greatest quotes from fundies in chat rooms.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:49 pm**

these can't be real, tell me these are not real, please don't let these be real ... they sound like a colbert-esk parody

squeez" omk, in think some of these might be real" le

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:59 pm**

Wow, most of those just really depress me. Especially the ones abut gay kids. This one make me laugh so I stopped there:

[One Christian speaking to another]
You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:10 pm**

you'll like this one too...

My drug of choice
...is secular music.

I threw out all of my secular CDs a year ago, and since then I haven't bought a CD that wasn't explicitly Christian. I felt like it was something that I needed to do.

From time to time I get in a blue funk and I try to listen to my Christian CDs...sometimes they make me feel better, but usually they don't. However, when I turn on the radio to a secular station or I play secular songs on the internet, I almost always change my mood.

I asked the Lord about it, and he pointed out to me that some people take drugs to alter their moods...the drugs have side effects and they often cause more problems than they solve, but they take care of the problem that the person wanted them to take care of.

So now it makes sense. Secular music is my drug and when I listen to it (like right now), I'm showing personal defeat.

forkers... showing personal defeat since 2005

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:01 pm**

forkers... showing personal defeat since 2005

You had to know I would sig-quote that.

- Mere "briefly dated a guy in 1990 or 1991 who would trash his whole secular music collection, then go back to listening to it, then trash it again. . . why did I even waste my time?" 1975

Posted: **Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:23 pm**

You had to know I would sig-quote that.

i had a hunch

Posted: **Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:43 am**

So this one guy I know over here is a Young-Earth, evolution-skeptic, born-again, Jesus-talks-to-me type guy, y'know? The other day he sent a girl to the hospital by being too rough with whilst... well, you know.

Fundies. What the hell?

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