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Merry Xmas, You Cunt!

Postby Irock » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:08 pm

I know it's not exactly high brow, but this made me laugh.

Dear British People,
What is "my God, he really mings" mean? Also, do you really still call bums "tramps" over there?

I'm "working" from home today, people - entertain me please!
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Postby Dutch » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:07 pm

Fookin' mingin'

AHT'S MENGING!!!!

Manky, fousty, minging...

Happy Merry, ya Koont!!!
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Postby eebs » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:11 pm

it means he really stinks. imagine stale urine mixed in with eggs and some bad b.o

as for bums, this in only kind we have in the uk:

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Postby monet2u » Mon Dec 24, 2007 6:53 pm

and dont' forget pants = knickers/underwear and trousers are slacks.

oh yeah and sunny, please don't make the same mistake I made and tell someone (especially a fella) his fanny looks nice. :lol: :oops:
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Postby zenmomma » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:13 pm

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Is that Welsh? ;)
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Postby eebs » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:37 pm

:o

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