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Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:42 pm**

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like Jeffrey Dahmer writing a cook book...

is like....

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:17 pm**

ted bundy writing a how-to-pick-up-women book

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:21 pm**

joan rivers writing a book on aging gracefully

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:36 pm**

ted bundy writing a how-to-pick-up-women book

ted bundy was pretty good at picking up women, no? the ol' "i-have-crutches-will-you-help-me-with-my-groceries" trick seemed to knock 'em dead. ba dum ching.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:09 pm**

...like Deborah Spungen writing a book on parenting?

- St. Francis "My Favorite" Pan

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:14 pm**

...cuz you heard her 16 y/o is preggers now, right?

My favorite tacky coment from another site about said pregnancy:

Y'all, my sister totally told me you don't get belly fruit if you douche wth. Mountain Dew after. The only reason she had Justin and Justin2 (that's totes their real names btw) was cause she passed out halfway through the doin' it. This is,like, so unfair y'all

and: I just saw "Sid & Nancy" last week.

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:33 pm**

like gary glitter writing a book on fucking women.

Posted: **Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 am**

like gary glitter writing a book on fucking women.

Good one!!

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