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I'm just saying

Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:42 pm

Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like Jeffrey Dahmer writing a cook book...


is like....

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Postby squeezle » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:17 pm

ted bundy writing a how-to-pick-up-women book
"Hope is for sissies"-House

Mere "hope deserves money" 1975

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Postby squeezle » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:21 pm

joan rivers writing a book on aging gracefully
"Hope is for sissies"-House

Mere "hope deserves money" 1975

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Postby katie » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:36 pm

ted bundy writing a how-to-pick-up-women book
ted bundy was pretty good at picking up women, no? the ol' "i-have-crutches-will-you-help-me-with-my-groceries" trick seemed to knock 'em dead. ba dum ching.
dread stuff

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Postby Dutch » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:09 pm

...like Deborah Spungen writing a book on parenting?

- St. Francis "My Favorite" Pan
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Postby Irock » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:14 pm

...cuz you heard her 16 y/o is preggers now, right?

My favorite tacky coment from another site about said pregnancy:
Y'all, my sister totally told me you don't get belly fruit if you douche wth. Mountain Dew after. The only reason she had Justin and Justin2 (that's totes their real names btw) was cause she passed out halfway through the doin' it. This is,like, so unfair y'all
and: I just saw "Sid & Nancy" last week.
"There are many fish in the sea, Maria. But you're the only one I want to mount over my fireplace." ~Walter Matthau

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Postby roach » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:33 pm

like gary glitter writing a book on fucking women.

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Postby Dutch » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:02 am

like gary glitter writing a book on fucking women.
Good one!!
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