Lynne Spears writing a book on parenting is like Jeffrey Dahmer writing a cook book...
is like....
I'm just saying
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ted bundy was pretty good at picking up women, no? the ol' "i-have-crutches-will-you-help-me-with-my-groceries" trick seemed to knock 'em dead. ba dum ching.ted bundy writing a how-to-pick-up-women book
dread stuff
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[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY
[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.
...cuz you heard her 16 y/o is preggers now, right?
My favorite tacky coment from another site about said pregnancy:
My favorite tacky coment from another site about said pregnancy:
and: I just saw "Sid & Nancy" last week.Y'all, my sister totally told me you don't get belly fruit if you douche wth. Mountain Dew after. The only reason she had Justin and Justin2 (that's totes their real names btw) was cause she passed out halfway through the doin' it. This is,like, so unfair y'all
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