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I just don't like smelling them cook in the office breakroom, beginning at 9 a.m.

Ahhhhhh, yes. This is how you do a holiday in a call center, with illustrious "spreads" and potluck meals.

- Mere "our schedule coordinator keeps stopping by and asking if I want to hear his gospel Christmas song sound check, because he thinks I am a BeBe and CeCe Winans fan?!!" 1975

We're having one of those next Wednesday for our team.

I said something like... "I'll bring the weenie pot!" as a joke and then had to explain to a bunch of brits about the weenies/bbq sauce/crockpot
phenomenon that usually occurs at US festivities.

Instead we'll be having scotch eggs, sausage rolls, crisps and mince pies.

- Mere "our schedule coordinator keeps stopping by and asking if I want to hear his gospel Christmas song sound check, because he thinks I am a BeBe and CeCe Winans fan?!!" 1975

that is seriously cracking me up.