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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I GOT A 95.7 ON MY CHEM FINAL!!!!!! THERES SHIT IN MY PANTS! SUCK MY DICK, ELECTRONS! YOU CANT BEAT ME!

edit: Oh, also this means I got an A in the class, and not an A minus, so far still a 4.0... come on, big money.

If I get an A in pre-cal I'm buyin everyone a drink!!


Once I'm a doctor...

oh and PS my final grade in criminology is a 100. How is that even possible?

I highly recommend the course anyway. If you show up and listen you will get a 100 apparently. This is not a result of my nerdiness, just my good attendance. I hardly studied for that class.

You're a criminal. . . of chemistry badassedness.

- Mere " way to go !!! " 1975

Can I borrow some brain juice, since you're done with it for the rest of the year? I still have two and half weeks of hell ahead.

Blow me, Iranaeus (Bishop of Lyon).

yayyyy dalya! congrats!

ka"i now challenge you to a game of smartypants on the wii"tie

DRINKS ALL AROUND!

I somehow got a 98 on my precal final (I assume it's curved because I definitely got some wrong) and got an A in the class, which leaves me with 2 A+'s and 3 A's so far. Just waiting on my Lit grade now... and if I didnt get an A someone will die. Someone named Dr. Cotter. Or someone will just endure me whistling the welcome back, kotter theme song during every single class next term.

SUCK MY DICK, ELECTRONS!

th-they can do that now, too?

SUCK MY DICK, ELECTRONS!

th-they can do that now, too?

She's got a very small package, that's why she overcompensates with good grades.

I got a 95 on my 20th C. Brit Lit final, and my paper kicks everyone's ass, so I win. The course was taught by the department head and some of the people in my class Emailed her saying it was too haaaaard. Losers.

Next semester I'm taking two classes at UTA MW nights and then driving to Denton to be slave labor every Tuesday for a Theatre credit because that's my minor and UTA's Theatre department hates people with real jobs.

theater in general hates people with real jobs.

what class/slave labor(ternship?) you taking, sunny?

Either Stage Production or Theatre Appreciation. I think I'd rather do production even though it probably means I'll be building sets and taking orders from a 20 year old. I think I'd rather do that than whatever lame BS " Theatre Appreciation" is. Plus production is less likely to be in a regular classroom, and I'm trying to think of this class as like a hobby, it'll help me get through the semester.

In actuality I haven't bothered to look either class up in the catalog. I'm just mad that I have to apply and send in all my transcripts (ok, both of them) and go to mandatory orientation at a school where I'm litterally only going to be taking one class. Plus the fees for stuff my company won't cover are like $50 @ UTA, and $260 something at UNT. And yes I know I'm a lucky bitch that they pay for school at all but I'm still complaining.


EDIT: Jesus, how can you people stand me?

Just kidding, I'm awesome.

A in lit.

everyone gets a pony.

or a free neurologoical exam in 15 years.