the world's fastest clapper.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:03 pm
I was tried just watching the warm up. he must have the hardest most callous hands around. did you notice how he even has to close his eyes he's moving so fast. 
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:13 pm
I was tried just watching the warm up. he must have the hardest most callous hands around. did you notice how he even has to close his eyes he's moving so fast. Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:25 pm
he must masturbate pretty damn fast.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:50 pm
there is some guy out there who only claps 13 times per second who really hates Toast.
Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm
Can we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:22 am
guinness world records don't lieCan we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:16 pm
Look I don't doubt the record. The man has established himself at 12 cps. All I dispute is that he bested that by two additional claps per second in this humble video.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:22 pm
Yeah, everyone enjoys and trusts outdated reference material! Just ask the guy who quoted the February, 1991, issue of Education Digest. . .Can we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
- Mere "just busting balls; it's a good article" 1975
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:42 pm
It was a landmark issue. Everyone should have a framed copy sitting above their mantel in addition to a reading copy neatly organized in a magazine fan on some sort of coffee table.