the world's fastest clapper.

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the world's fastest clapper.

Postby katie » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:03 pm

dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby monet2u » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:13 pm

:o I was tried just watching the warm up. he must have the hardest most callous hands around. did you notice how he even has to close his eyes he's moving so fast. :lol:

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Postby aquaphase » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:25 pm

he must masturbate pretty damn fast.
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Postby roach » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:50 pm

there is some guy out there who only claps 13 times per second who really hates Toast.

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Postby NerfHerder » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm

Can we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
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Postby monet2u » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:22 am

Can we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:16 pm

Look I don't doubt the record. The man has established himself at 12 cps. All I dispute is that he bested that by two additional claps per second in this humble video.
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Postby mere1975 » Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:22 pm

Can we have some validation on the 14 cps please? I mean even a fake little "Clap-0-meter" in the corner would do the video well.
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Postby NerfHerder » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:42 pm

It was a landmark issue. Everyone should have a framed copy sitting above their mantel in addition to a reading copy neatly organized in a magazine fan on some sort of coffee table.
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