ok, I got one. Family Feud III

If it looks like a fork and it quacks like a fork...

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ok, I got one. Family Feud III

Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:56 pm

Things your relatives do during the Thanksgiving holiday

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10.

(I don't know if there are supposed to be 12 or what but 10 is all you get.)
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:03 pm

Argue.

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Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:05 pm

ding!

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3. Fight / cry / scream / argue
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10.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:18 pm

Sleep.

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Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:25 pm

Ding!

1.
2. Fall asleep
3. Fight / cry / scream
4.
5.
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9.
10.
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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:27 pm

Touch grandma on her swimsuit area.

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Postby squeezle » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:35 pm

drink too much
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Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:39 pm

Squeezle gets the number one spot!

1. Drink / get drunk
2. Fall asleep
3. Fight / cry / scream
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5.
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7.
8.
9.
10.

hifi gets an X. And an ew.
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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:45 pm

eat like cows!
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

[But if I cross paths with him on Farm Town I'll harvest the fuck out of his trees and not even say thank you.] -jimbo.

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:48 pm

Watch football.

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Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:52 pm

Ding ding!

1. Drink / get drunk
2. Fall asleep
3. Fight / cry / scream
4.
5.
6.
7. Watch football
8.
9.
10. Eat

edit: this is literally the order in which these things occured to me. Does it say anything about my family, my priorities, or my family's priorities, that drnking is at the top of the list and eating is at the bottom?

Don't answer that.
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Postby katie » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:56 pm

watch the macy's day parade?
dread stuff

NEW ETSY NEW ETSY NEW ETSY

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Postby ifihadahifi » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:08 pm

They keep K in thanKsgiving by giving thanks to K.

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Postby Dutch » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:11 pm

Leave early for his hunting trip to the great relief of the extended family he leaves behind?
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Postby Irock » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:12 pm

Sorry, Macy's was a contender but it didn't make the list.


1. Drink / get drunk
2. Fall asleep
3. Fight / cry / scream
4.
5.
6.
7. Watch football
8.
9. Say what they're thankful for
10. Eat

Hint: the question is about the thanksgiving holiday... not necesarily just day-of.
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