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Posted: **Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:59 pm**

jess is a real person and not a viagra bot.
let's be awesome to her.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:04 am**

Whobot?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:11 am**

VIAGRAAAAA

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:36 am**

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:47 am**

Yes, let's all be nice to Jess. She seems pretty cool.

-nod-

And she uses Viagra, so that makes her awesome!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 3:46 am**

Biker #1: I say we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #2: I say we hang her, then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we scalp her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we tattoo her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we hang her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: And then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Jess: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let her go.
Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
Biker Papa: [grunts] I say you let me have her first
Biker Gang: Yeah!

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:16 am**

oh, hey, jess. i hear you're pretty cool.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:04 pm**

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.

Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp. Apparently he pulled quite the fast one on MTV.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:23 pm**

Haha, Nerf too funny!

Wow. No comment.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:42 pm**

Biker #1: I say we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #2: I say we hang her, then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we scalp her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we tattoo her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: Then we hang her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Biker #3: And then we kill her!
Biker Gang: [shouts] Yeah!
Jess: [trying to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let her go.
Biker Gang: [shouts] No!
Biker Papa: [grunts] I say you let me have her first
Biker Gang: Yeah!

You know the only way to get out of a situation as sticky as that one?

Big shoe dance.

- Mere "it's creepy when the 'Biker Papa' is talking about Jess, though" 1975

P.S.
Hi Jess. I guess you're a cool Denton teen, huh?

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:46 pm**

Cool Denton teen? I suppose you could call me that. Yup, cool .

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:47 pm**

Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp.

Ha!

Per wikipedia:
"Camp held his position as an occasional TRL host for one year. Upon leaving he attempted to parlay his MTV fame into a music career, announcing the debut album of his band Jesse & the 8th Street Kidz on the Hollywood Records label."

Polyphonic Spree label mates!

- Mere "they said he carried a boom box around his prestigious prep school -- and that earns cool points with me, even if I didn't like him at the time" 1975

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:05 pm**

At first I thought she might be my Jessica, but yeah when I looked at the age I thought she was a Viagra bot. Sorry, Diana's Jess.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 2:21 pm**

wasn't jess that guy who wanted to be a vj and did. then disappeared? he is getting older I guess.
Ahh, good ol' psychotic Jesse Camp. Apparently he pulled quite the fast one on MTV.

holy hip bone, batman.

Posted: **Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:51 pm**

No problem, Irock. Already I can see that there are a few inside jokes that I will probably never understand, but it's all good.

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