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i was at the thrift store today and i found this kickass sweater. srsly, it's so awesome. basically it's just a red sweater with a random picture of a horse on it. i know, awesome. so i try it on and then i'm even more in love with it. then on top of all that awesomeness, it's only a 1.49. so there's no question i'm going to purchase it.

and as i am talking to my mom, i find another thing i like so i hang my red sweater up really fast and try on this other sweater. then i turn around and my red sweater is GOONNNNEEE. that's right. some girl thought it was just up for grabs and took it. and i was like "dur no way"

so i chased her down and told her that i had just sat it down real quick and planned on buying it. she was nice and gave it back and said sorry. lucky for her. i woulda body slammed dat bitch. uh huh. totally.

edit:
yo, pix

thrift store thievery is inexcusable. you cannot pilfer another person's trash that has become another person's treasure. it's against the rules.

phyllis, you are so badass. on the realz.

*curtsy*

You shoulda sucker punched her after she gave it back.

You shoulda sucker punched her after she gave it back.

and then said, "sorry - it IS okay that i am going to wear this sweater with your picture on it, right? i mean, you don't mind, do ya?"

You should name the horse after that girl in the store.

- Mere "after all, she did give it back" 1975