Things I Wish I Didn't Know But Do, Because of The Internet

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Things I Wish I Didn't Know But Do, Because of The Internet

Postby Irock » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:13 pm

Things I Wish I Didn't Know But Do, Because of The Internet

1. Goatsie
2. Lemon Party
3. Gossip rags (can a web site be a rag?) occasionally refer to Lindsey Lohan as "LiLo" (Lilo & Stich is one of my fav movies).
4. Who Adrienne Curry is and that she dated a black guy in Jr High.
5. Daniel Ratcliffe's full monty play (didn't see pics of that, thankfully).
6. Anything about Britney
7. Pete Doherty
8. The shenis
(I'd like to blame the internet for my knowing who Hanna Montana is, but that's actually a coworker's fault)

Things I'm Glad I Know, Because of The Internet

1. Oscar De La Hoya in fishnets and high heels, woo!
2. The Lama song
3. Icanhasbcheeseburger.
4. Forkers
5. America, Fuck Yeah!

The evidence would indicate I should give up the interweb...

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Postby ifihadahifi » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:20 pm

Things I don't:
1. what became of old friends.

Things I do:
1. what became of old friends


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