Terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy

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Terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy

Postby Irock » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:33 pm


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Postby zenmomma » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:10 am

Hahahaha. Very amusing. :)

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Postby sam » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:59 pm

I think this one should be:
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If one of your hands has been blown off by an IED, wash it thoroughly before proceeding to the nearest hospital.

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Postby Steveums » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:54 am

I've been practising my anti-terrorism karate skills.


My favourite is "A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.", because this is actually true for α-radiation.


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