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Creepiest fortune cookie messages
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:15 pm
by mere1975
I'd crap my pants if I opened it to see:
It's later than you think.
- Mere "Sam and I were just laughing about these" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:16 pm
by mere1975
You will outlive your friends and family.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:24 pm
by mere1975
Don't look under the bed. Seriously.
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:36 pm
by roach
It's not yours
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:42 pm
by eebs
that was your last meal
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:11 pm
by mere1975
It's not yours
that was your last meal
- Mere "those are hilarious" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:17 pm
by sam
that was your last meal
Unless someone can step up, I think this is the winner.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:09 pm
by mere1975
Unless someone can step up, I think this is the winner.
Challenge extended. . .
- Mere "I'm Ross" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:27 pm
by roach
all your base are belong to us
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:37 pm
by mdmusick
I'm partial to:
That wasn't chicken.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:12 pm
by Irock
I'm partial to:
That wasn't chicken.
I was thinking along those lines too but all I could think of was "meow."
How 'bout
The best isn't yet to come.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:15 pm
by James
Make sure you're near a toilet in thirty minutes.