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i was sitting at my desk a few minutes ago, listening to family feud, and then...during a commercial break....i heard it...



the Joey Lawrence "whoa"

PLEASE NO

I saw that during family feud yesterday. i forget what it was for but a bunch of people do it, then joey with no hair comes on. i want to kick him.

Why are you folks watching family fued? Did you lose your cable too?

We did. So, Jack & I were talking about this show the other day and agree that the only good part is the last part where the two people have to win the 20,000. What a ya think?

And Joey Lawrence - is he making a comeback?

i don't have cable and I was at home for lunch. my options are soap operas, crappy talk shows or the station i have to watch at work.

and the family feud rules. families are a lot dumber than they used to be.

and the family feud rules. families are a lot dumber than they used to be.

no shit. it was something--though not to be proud of--to see a family get ZERO POINTS in the bonus round. damn, that takes some work!

i watch it because i dig richard karn. he's smug but in a village idiot kind of way.

family feud is stupid. richard karn is a pussy. he was cool as Al, though.

families are a lot dumber than they used to be.

Nah. I think they're just as stupid as they've always been.

it was something--though not to be proud of--to see a family get ZERO POINTS in the bonus round.

Name a food you eat at the movies.
-- STEAK!

Name a common household pet.
-- A CHICKEN!

Name one thing you should do to your car before a road trip.
-- Uhhhhhhhhhh, TAKE THE SEATS OUT?

Give me a nickname for "Richard."
-- CHARD.

Popular tattoo design for an old sailor?
-- A BUST OF JULIUS CAESAR!

- Mere "Turn around!" 1975

I'll see your Joey Lawrence and I'll raise you these stupid fucking skirts that I wore in Elementary.
I wanna hit every 16 year old I see in one of these.

We were just talking about how Richard Dawson would grope and neck with each female member of the family in descending age while slurring his speech. That is family entertainment.

I'll see your Joey Lawrence and I'll raise you these stupid fucking skirts that I wore in Elementary.
I wanna hit every 16 year old I see in one of these.

Let's do it!
(I had a pink one in '84)