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Overheard in Gun Barrel City
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:39 am
by Sybil
I'm sure many of you are familiar with the website
Overheard in New York - it's hysterical.
I think GBC needs one. Sample
Teenage girl and mother perusing swimwear at Wal-Mart
Mother: I like these with the cute little skirts
Daughter: It's called a skirtini
Mother: But there aren't any panties!
Daughter: That one's a slutini
I could collect a million, just at Wal-Mart
Sybil
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:41 am
by Kristen
hahaha
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:43 am
by NerfHerder
Hahahah.
Not to steal GBC's thunder, but today in the Kroger parking lot in Lancaster, OH:
Man (Walking away from woman with groceries in hands): Yeah well maybe if everyone in your house weren't smoking crack all day...
Woman: Nobody smokin' crack in my house no more, boy.
Man: Your boy been in a Texas prison for how many years now? Five?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:06 am
by Kristen
hahahahahahahhahahahaha
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:55 pm
by kip
Man! I miss Ohio!
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:54 pm
by mere1975
Overheard in Dallas:
"Smoking monkeys were so cute until you realized they were addicted. That was when America was great and zoos were fun."
- Mere "(not fair, really, because it was Sam who said it)" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:56 pm
by mere1975
- Mere "Doomius, wasn't this your avatar for a while on that other board?" 1975
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:54 pm
by sam
Overheard in Dallas:
"Smoking monkeys were so cute until you realized they were addicted. That was when America was great and zoos were fun."
- Mere "(not fair, really, because it was Sam who said it)" 1975
I don't think that's verbatim.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:02 pm
by mere1975
I don't think that's verbatim.
It's damn close!
- Mere "feel free to edit as needed" 1975