Forkers Central

so, last night, i woke up in the middle of the night, and i turned on the TV to watch Seinfeld. so as i turned the TV on, I wandered upstairs to the kitchen, as I was in the kitchen, i heard something on TV that i never, ever thought i'd hear. i heard this song...

'stop wasting my time...
you know what i want...
you know what i need...
(don't know this part of the song)
gimme some chicken...'


i was in that wake-up daze, so i'm not going to say that i did, in fact, hear this. or did i? have any of you seen this?

"Gimme Some Money" to pimp chicken?!?!?!?! That's a new one by me.

However, it couldn't be nearly as disturbing as BK's new "Big Bucking Chicken" ads. Those validate avian flu fears.

...However, it couldn't be nearly as disturbing as BK's new "Big Bucking Chicken" ads. Those validate avian flu fears.

That would take a avian flu-chernobyl like incident, wouldn't it? See, Iran getting nukes might not be all bad.