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In the dashing out of my door this morning, as I heard the distinct click of the latch, I remembered I forgot my damning keys

So as of this very moment I am locked out of my house and my car.

And it's just windy and chilly enough to be extra annoying.

Woohoo! Help has arrived!

And Fate just gave me a cigar to chew to brighten my day. (Yeah. The guy that works with my wife is actually named Fate.)

Doctor Fate?!?!?! I love that guy!

I love that you couodn't get into the house or the car - but the internet? Noooo problem.

Looks like a greco-roman pro wrestler to me.

I love that you couodn't get into the house or the car - but the internet? Noooo problem.

My blackberry has saved my life on more than one occassion.

I once locked the keys in the car with the car running...this was pre cell phones and blackberries.

I once locked the keys in the car with the car running...this was pre cell phones and blackberries.

I used to keep a spare in my purse for just such an occation. One time I met some friends, had lunch, then walked outside to find the car had been running the whole time.

Then once I locked my PURSE in the car too. The school resource officer broke into it for me.

I had two instances of dumb late last year.

In October I locked my keys in our car just hours before my dad's funeral. We were stuck in a bad way. Our insurance covers it... but we were in the middle of No Where, Texas and they sent a "locksmith" that showed up in a tow truck. He did about $800 worth of damage breaking into our car.

And then not much later I borrowed my stepdad's truck to make a trip to the dump. Somehow I threw the keys out with the rest of the junk. I had to borrow a phone from one of the workers there. I think she stored her phone in a urinal when it wasn't being used. Fortunately, my step-dad does stuff like this all the time and he told me where to find a secret key stashed in a magnetic box on his truck.

is this still a fashion no-no?

Don't know but (some) kids at my daughter's high school wear them.

I once locked the keys in the car with the car running...this was pre cell phones and blackberries.

I used to keep a spare in my purse for just such an occation. One time I met some friends, had lunch, then walked outside to find the car had been running the whole time.

Then once I locked my PURSE in the car too. The school resource officer broke into it for me.

don't you lock yourself IN your place?

I once locked the keys in the car with the car running...this was pre cell phones and blackberries.

I used to keep a spare in my purse for just such an occation. One time I met some friends, had lunch, then walked outside to find the car had been running the whole time.

Then once I locked my PURSE in the car too. The school resource officer broke into it for me.

don't you lock yourself IN your place?

(only once).

Monday night was stupid when I was in a six-car pile-up on Central Expressway involving an 18-wheeler.








F'real. It sucked. I'm OK, but my Mini is properly effed up. And the guy who cut me off left the scene of the accident.

Just as I was thinking, "Thank K I didn't slam into the concrete wall or that 18-wheeler next to me," I realized the mudflaps on the truck said, "JESUS LOVES YOU."

- Mere "subtle, God, reallllly subtle" 1975

Monday night was stupid when I was in a six-car pile-up on Central Expressway involving an 18-wheeler.








F'real. It sucked. I'm OK, but my Mini is properly effed up. And the guy who cut me off left the scene of the accident.

Just as I was thinking, "Thank K I didn't slam into the concrete wall or that 18-wheeler next to me," I realized the mudflaps on the truck said, "JESUS LOVES YOU."

- Mere "subtle, God, reallllly subtle" 1975

yikes! good that you're ok. poor mini.

Monday night was stupid when I was in a six-car pile-up on Central Expressway involving an 18-wheeler.








F'real. It sucked. I'm OK, but my Mini is properly effed up. And the guy who cut me off left the scene of the accident.

Just as I was thinking, "Thank K I didn't slam into the concrete wall or that 18-wheeler next to me," I realized the mudflaps on the truck said, "JESUS LOVES YOU."

- Mere "subtle, God, reallllly subtle" 1975

Oh NO!!!

It's not going to be totaled, is it??? As long as you have it in the shop, make them fix your remote-sunroof / windows.