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is about to start. and my bestest friend ever is visiting. yayyy.

in your face

spring break... SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS! WOOOO!!!!!!! paaarrtyyyyy!!

spring break... SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS! WOOOO!!!!!!! paaarrtyyyyy!!

hi! <-- if only he waved.

My Sprong Break is (was) this week. I shuold have written two papers but I didn't.

spring break... SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS! WOOOO!!!!!!! paaarrtyyyyy!!

You know, I was in New Orleans Tuesday and a frat boy on a balcony threw beads at me and my friend Abby... No boobs though. I hope he got a better return on investment from the next girl.

i "Sorry, frat boy. Next time blame for the drunk ones." rock

My Sprong Break

Sprong Break -- that's about all I get.

In a week and a half, we get a week off between quarters, but that's hardly a break!

- Mere "11 on - 1 off - 11 on - 3 off, repeat" 1975

Sprong break. Sounds dirty. Maybe that's what the fratboy was having. Or hoping to have.

"President Bush's seven-day, five country tour of Latin America came to an abrupt end this past week, after learning that he wasn't there to 'get his samba on with Ricky Martin' but to instead try and counter the populist political tide that has brought leftist governments to about half the population of the region. It was shortly thereafter that the Commander in Chief was seen wandering naked and visibly intoxicated through the streets of Tijuana. When stopped and questioned about his erratic behavior by members of the press, Mr. Bush became agitated and resorted to making pelvic thrusts at local passerby. Missing for three days, the President was last seen walking off into the sunset while singing the lyrics to "Livin' la Vida Loca" off-key. If you have any information as to his whereabouts, authorities urge you to call his momma. The White House could not be reached for comment."

WOOHOO, SPRING BREAK!

Sprong break. Sounds dirty. Maybe that's what the fratboy was having. Or hoping to have.

sounds like what the spork have been on for the past 2 years.