Darth Cheney

[sam]

Now you can add treatment for deep vein thrombosis to this list:

• - four heart attacks
  - quadruple bypass surgery
  - two artery-clearing angioplasties
  - an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest
  - surgery on his legs to repair a kind of aneurysm

Not much of a point here, just amusing to me.

[Irock]

or...

Million Dollar Cheney

But I think my fav is RoboCheney

[lennon]

I like SUPERCHENEY

[mere1975]

CHENEYBOT

CHENEYTRON

AUTOMACHENEY

- Mere "that's what happens after 50 years of piss and vinegar in your veins" 1975

[monet2u]

ooo mere I like your new avatar...so festive and someone's drinking a shiner

[mere1975]

ooo mere I like your new avatar...so festive and someone's drinking a shiner

Thanks! It's from Zenmomma and Eebs' wedding.

Sam and I are using their photographer -- and were pleasantly surprised to see this in her portfolio. "I recognize that pudgy hand! I know those freckles! That's me! Those are Forkers toasting!!"

- Mere "she was like, 'Everyone I show that photo to loves it'" 1975

[monet2u]

ahh knew it was from a festive event, very cool pic

[Doomius]

I Like Frankencheney!

CHENEY MAD!!!!

[Dalya]

(its my shiner! and i wish i had one right now)

cheney scares me. i think he's the boot that orwell was talking about...

[Tyler]

reuters likes sam's title:

[sam]

...often portrayed by critics as the shadowy Darth Vader behind the...

Mama Cheney would be proud. Now I'm trying to imagine what his home life was like. Hmmm...

[ifihadahifi]

...often portrayed by critics as the shadowy Darth Vader behind the...

Mama Cheney would be proud. Now I'm trying to imagine what his home life was like. Hmmm...

As if Cheney actually had a childhood.

[sam]

Now I see this tying into the Captain America situation.

Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney (born January 30, 1941), was assembled from the remains of a team of crack commandos killed in a daring raid on Prime Minister Tojo's personal lair that could have avoided Japan's entry into WWII. His early life was wracked with the inherited memories of pain and remorse of this failure. This caused him to become wildly enthusiastic about the total destruction of America's enemies at any cost. He is said to have the strength of 100 and mysterious powers that may be a "death ray." It was rumored that the firebombing of Dresden in 1945 was actually done to cover the traces of his personal savagery. His many "health conditions" are simply due to the replacement of his WWII era parts with those from more contemporary heroes. His power has grown from the US's wars, not politically, but literally.

At least, that's what I heard.