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ryan high bowling team is going to state
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we won regionals. NUMBA ONE. YEEEEEEEEEAH. we got a trophy and t-shirts and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH STATTEEE.

yayy

i know bowling isn't exactly the same as line dancing, but it's damn close




squeez "fuck a cactus " le

WOW! congrats!!!


damn wish I'd had a bowling team in HS. I would have done a sport then.

Holy crap this is great.

Is it like the Stanley Cup, where everyone on the team gets to have it for like a week and do whatever they want with it?

Or is going to gather dust in your school's trophy case?

where are the finals? are the spectators allowed to wash yummy fried bowling alley burgers with giant beers?

ro"ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAADDDD TTTTRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!"ach

Holy crap this is great.

Is it like the Stanley Cup, where everyone on the team gets to have it for like a week and do whatever they want with it?

Or is going to gather dust in your school's trophy case?

actually, the "trophy" (it doesn't even deserve to be called that) is pretty lame. it's just a small piece of wood that says we won. one of THOSE. not the cool ones you got in little league.

aaand it's going to gather dust in our trophy case. go figure.

but when we win state (hur hur) it'll be a really big one.

P.S. - the state finals are in garland, btw

Do you get a letter jacket?

Holy crap this is great.

Is it like the Stanley Cup, where everyone on the team gets to have it for like a week and do whatever they want with it?

Or is going to gather dust in your school's trophy case?

actually, the "trophy" (it doesn't even deserve to be called that) is pretty lame. it's just a small piece of wood that says we won. one of THOSE. not the cool ones you got in little league.

aaand it's going to gather dust in our trophy case. go figure.

but when we win state (hur hur) it'll be a really big one.

P.S. - the state finals are in garland, btw

i think i know that one. used to be showplace. then don carters. maybe. is it just off 635?
is there chanting and taunting the opposing team, or is it more like golf?

I'll have roach as my cheerleader any day! The other team doesn't stand a chance with him on the loose.

too bad its not a real trophy that you can drink out of at a super awesome victory party. you cant do anything with a piece of wood except karate chop it

i think i know that one. used to be showplace. then don carters. maybe. is it just off 635?
is there chanting and taunting the opposing team, or is it more like golf?

i have no idea what place it is. i just know it's in garland. and there is lots and lots and lots of screaming (especially from girls, hello). but no taunting, that's bad sportsmanship.

Do you get a letter jacket?

pfff no idea.

Congrats, bowling champion!

Do the tshirts look like bowling shirts?

Like those tuxedo tshirts that look like tuxedos?

- Mere "" 1975

Congratulations Phyllis. I knew you could do it. Well, I didn't know, but you did it, so clearly you could.
Congratulations Phyllis.

yay! i knew ya'd do it, kiddo.

mr 'forker pride--is there anything better?' j