my entire family hates monopoly

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my entire family hates monopoly

Postby Phyllis » Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:14 pm

srsly.

monopoly is fucking great. damnit. and no one will play it with me.

i want to have a monopoly party. i wish i still had pokemon monopoly.
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Postby Dutch » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:27 pm

I'll play monopoly with you, but it won't be any fun because you'll lose.



...oh yeah, lol.
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Postby Steveums » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:19 pm

dammit, how could they? I'll play monopoly with you in the summer.
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Postby ree-ree » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:47 pm

Sometimes they have monopoly tournaments around Chicago. I don't think I'd be good enough, but it sounds wild.
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Postby NerfHerder » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:04 pm

Whatever. I played Battleship with you instead.

Battleship > Monopoly
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Postby Phyllis » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:13 pm

Whatever. I played Battleship with you instead.

Battleship > Monopoly
shutup.

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Postby James » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:29 pm

When I was in college, one of my friends had the nerve to say that we should play strip monopoly.

I think everyone was so stoned we agreed.

I won. Thank K, I won.
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Postby mdmusick » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:34 pm

For some reason, any time I play any sort of 'Strip' game, regardless of what it may be, I whip serious ass. I think it's the unspoken urge to see certain people naked that drives me to succeed.
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Postby mr_j » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:43 pm

For some reason, any time I play any sort of 'Strip' game, regardless of what it may be, I whip serious ass. I think it's the unspoken urge to see certain people naked that drives me to succeed.
or maybe your opponents really just want to get naked for you, and they let you win?
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Postby mdmusick » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:52 pm

Whatever makes the boobies come out, man.
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Postby Irock » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:17 pm

or maybe your opponents really just want to get naked for you, and they let you win?
Morrissey wrote a song about that, he did.

edit: oh yeah, and Sybil loses 215647785947 points, Monopoly kicks ass.
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Postby aquaphase » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:19 pm

Morrissey wrote a song about that, he did.
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get???

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Postby mr_j » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:51 am

heh this topic, combined with the rumors of musick's obsession with the darkside, reminded me of a great song by john wesley harding:

Goth Girl
Goth girl
What are you wearing today
Black again
Goth girl
It's such a fine day in May
But you think it's raining
One day I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth

Goth girl
Why so afraid of the sun
Do you hate the light
Goth girl
You should be out having fun
And home by midnight
I can't see your eyes behind your bangs
As you sit there on the wall and bare your fangs
At men like me but
One day I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth
I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth
Goth girl

Goth girl
Who is the guy on the leash
Does he wash dishes
Goth girl
He looks like Pete Murphy to me
Oh yeah he wishes
I know he's appropriately frail
But I bet he can't afford to take you to Nine Inch Nails
I've got two tickets
One day I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth
I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth
Goth girl

Goth girl
I know you're supersmart
You've turned your bad habits into art
Your fake black magic accessories
Have cast a real spell on me

Goth girl
When will I see you again
It's been two weeks
Goth girl
I asked the rest of your friends
But they don't speak to me
One day I'm gonna kiss the lipstick off your mouth
I'm gonna wipe the lipstick off your mouth
Goth girl
Goth girl
Undead undead undead
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Postby Dutch » Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:23 pm

dammit, how could they? I'll play monopoly with you in the summer.
Sorry to be a thread hijacker, but what's the deal? Are you coming to Austin or not? There's not enough to see in Dallas to take up two whole weeks.

...or is there?
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Postby eebs » Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:12 pm

http://www.spintop-games.com/board_game ... opoly.html

cheaper than buying the hasbro pc version. which i used to play alot when i was living on my own before amy moved in.
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