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So I thought I should post it here.

"That Romanian soccer team that traded away 33 pounds of pork sausage to acquire defender Marius Cioara — only to have Cioara quit in embarrassment — is demanding its meat back..."

- Mere "'The sausage taunts all got too much'" 1975

Hmmm. Interesting dilemma. I'd say give them back the sausage.

There have been worse trades in the world.

How low would expectations be for this guy? He only had to out-perform a slow night at the beer garden's worth of ground, cased meat.

*waiting for Dog to make sausage jokes*

- Mere "don't disappoint me, SqD" 1975